Wilted Plant Society Classic Tee – "You Grow It, We Kill It!"

Join the Wilted Plant Society with this must-have tee that’s as soft as your green thumb is deadly! Perfect for anyone who loves plants but can’t keep them alive, this shirt lets you wear your plant-failure pride loud and proud. Featuring our full logo—a droopy, googly-eyed plant with "Wilted Plant Society," "Death By Green Thumb," and "Since the universe hit play!"—across the back, and the simplified wilted plant design on the front chest. It’s the ultimate blend of humor, comfort, and style for your wilted wardrobe.

Super Soft Comfort: Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester), this tee is breathable, ultra-soft, and has just the right amount of stretch to keep you comfy all day.

Built to Last: With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), pre-shrunk fabric, side-seamed construction, and shoulder-to-shoulder taping, this shirt is designed for durability without sacrificing comfort.

Playful Design: Full logo on the back showcases the sad, wilted plant we all relate to, while the simplified logo on the front keeps it subtle yet cheeky.

Ethically Sourced: Blank product responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US—wear it with pride, inside and out.

Whether you’re mourning your latest plant casualty or just sipping coffee from a mug that’s outlived your succulents, this tee is your badge of honor in the Wilted Plant Society. Grab yours now and let the world know: "You Grow It, We Kill It!"

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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